Take Your Pill Every Day--It's OK
copyright 1992 Ann Rose
You've decided you're not ready
And you don't have a steady
Bein' a Mom can be heady
Pop a pill in your teddy
Don't let detractions get in the way
Before you roll in the hay
Listen to what I say
Keep pregnancy at bay
To keep a kid from being born
Pop that pill every morn
Or night if that's the norm
Heed my words, you've now been warned
If you should forget your pill
Just one day don't get ill
Call your doctor, you know the drill
So you won't have to pay that abortion bill
They say some weight you will gain
But that's cause you're being vain
Eat less and exercise, don't be vain
An unplanned child is such a pain
"Do It With Your Raincoat On"
copyright 1992
Sister Ann & Brother Will
Honkey White Folks Rappin'
If yo' affection
Give you'n erection
Better use some protection
Don't get no infection
Refrain:
Do it with your raincoat on.
Do it with your raincoat on.
If yo' hand's in her lap
Get out that condom cap
Don't be takin' no crap
Put on your rubber wrap
Beware of lovin' what you can't see
Stay away from H-I-V
Sex in life--ain't nothin' free
Usin' your raincoat--that's the key
Even if it's a lil nubber
Hidden 'neath lots o' blubber
Don't screw up and flubber
Amaze her with your neon rubber
If wine pops your cork
Don't let her think you're a dork
To keep away that stork
Wrap it up 'fore you pork
When you see stars above
An' the wings of a dove
All them signs you wanna make love
Pull out your ribbed penis glove
If you wanna give her a ring
An' you feel like actin' the king
Remember most diseases sting
Don't give her no naked thing
Prove that you're really cool
When eatin' good food don't drool
And to prove you're not a fool
Encase that family jewel
When ridin' in back of a checker
An' you think it'd be fun to neck her
Don't ruin and wreck her
Wear a condom on your pecker
She thinks you're a muscular jock
An' you've taken her out on the dock
'Fore you put on the lip lock
Wrap up that stiff ole cock
When you're ready to go all the way
Do what your parents say
If you play be sure you don't pay
Condomize your roll in the hay
Havin' kids in your teens can make you harried
Tis better to wait 'til you're married
An' make sure your not prematurely buried
'Cause you died from a bug one of you carried
Jus' cause you fed her Tex-Mex
Don't mean you deserve her good sex
Play safe an' don't be perplexed
Diseases and kids can be a hex
You went out for pizza an' brew
An' her dress gave you a great view
Don't think with your dick--get a clue
Or your fun will end up screwing you
You should really wait 'til you're older
Wiser, responsible and bolder
Don't just slam bam and scold her
Or your dick will fall off and get colder
If your advances generate just a frown
Prove to her you're not a foolish clown
Respect her, take her out on the town
Then rubberize 'fore you get down
'Fore you start running 'round
Finish school--land with two feet on the ground
Then when you plunge into a mound
Make sure your manhood is bound
If you think you're truly hip
An' you don't want no messy drip
For you we've got a tip
Use latex, don't gimme no lip
When you took her to that beer bash
And afterwards you both did crash
Avoid a nasty rash
Buy a condom for a little cash
You don't want no funny lookin' bump
And you're wantin' to pump
With latex cover your stump
Before you consumate and hump
So what if you're a Georgia cracker
And a nerdy computer hacker
Before you decide to attack her
Firmly wrap your manly whacker
In the Winter when it's chilly
An she's dressed in something frilly
Don't do something silly
Protect your willy
She may pout
But you've got clout
When in doubt
Shroud your spout
Even if she's stout
She can give you a rout
You know what it's all about
Wrap that trouser trout
When you first phone her
And discover she's a loner
Don't become a moaner
'Til you cover your boner
So you look like King Kong
And you're really long
You can't go wrong
If you shield your schlong
You just got a fine new jacket
And she thinks you don' lack it
If you're not going to sack it
Go home and whack it
She may look a little punky
And wear clothes that are funky
If you think she's spunky
Cover your monkey
Beware of a pack of lies
Make decisions that are really wise
If you slip between her thighs
Be sure to condomize
When you first meet her
An' you think she's sweeter
It will be a whole lot neater
If you first wrap your peter
So, all you wanted was a lil lick
Don't be a brainless prick
You'all won't get sick
If you wrap your dick
In that dress she looks really neat
There's no need to compete
If you go into heat
Just package your meat
So you think you're a genius
Don't do something heinous
While you're undressing venus
Dress up that penis
Beware when you get soused
And end up at her house
When you take off her pants and blouse
Suit up your trouser mouse
Especially in December
You gotta always remember
Especially if she's limber
Gift wrap your member
Let it be an ironclad rule
Prove that you're really cool
Don't be a damned fool
Always vulcanize your tool
To protect from your toil
The couch you don't wanna soil
Wrap it in foil
Before checking her oil
You may start to get warmer
With the daughter of a farmer
A crank with armour
Will never harm her
And you don't have a steady
Bein' a Mom can be heady
Pop a pill in your teddy
Before you roll in the hay
Listen to what I say
Keep pregnancy at bay
Pop that pill every morn
Or night if that's the norm
Heed my words, you've now been warned
Just one day don't get ill
Call your doctor, you know the drill
So you won't have to pay that abortion bill
But that's cause you're being vain
Eat less and exercise, don't be vain
An unplanned child is such a pain
Honkey White Folks Rappin'
If yo' affection
Give you'n erection
Better use some protection
Don't get no infection
Refrain:
Do it with your raincoat on.
Do it with your raincoat on.
If yo' hand's in her lap
Get out that condom cap
Don't be takin' no crap
Put on your rubber wrap
Beware of lovin' what you can't see
Stay away from H-I-V
Sex in life--ain't nothin' free
Usin' your raincoat--that's the key
Even if it's a lil nubber
Hidden 'neath lots o' blubber
Don't screw up and flubber
Amaze her with your neon rubber
If wine pops your cork
Don't let her think you're a dork
To keep away that stork
Wrap it up 'fore you pork
When you see stars above
An' the wings of a dove
All them signs you wanna make love
Pull out your ribbed penis glove
If you wanna give her a ring
An' you feel like actin' the king
Remember most diseases sting
Don't give her no naked thing
Prove that you're really cool
When eatin' good food don't drool
And to prove you're not a fool
Encase that family jewel
When ridin' in back of a checker
An' you think it'd be fun to neck her
Don't ruin and wreck her
Wear a condom on your pecker
She thinks you're a muscular jock
An' you've taken her out on the dock
'Fore you put on the lip lock
Wrap up that stiff ole cock
When you're ready to go all the way
Do what your parents say
If you play be sure you don't pay
Condomize your roll in the hay
Havin' kids in your teens can make you harried
Tis better to wait 'til you're married
An' make sure your not prematurely buried
'Cause you died from a bug one of you carried
Jus' cause you fed her Tex-Mex
Don't mean you deserve her good sex
Play safe an' don't be perplexed
Diseases and kids can be a hex
You went out for pizza an' brew
An' her dress gave you a great view
Don't think with your dick--get a clue
Or your fun will end up screwing you
You should really wait 'til you're older
Wiser, responsible and bolder
Don't just slam bam and scold her
Or your dick will fall off and get colder
If your advances generate just a frown
Prove to her you're not a foolish clown
Respect her, take her out on the town
Then rubberize 'fore you get down
'Fore you start running 'round
Finish school--land with two feet on the ground
Then when you plunge into a mound
Make sure your manhood is bound
If you think you're truly hip
An' you don't want no messy drip
For you we've got a tip
Use latex, don't gimme no lip
When you took her to that beer bash
And afterwards you both did crash
Avoid a nasty rash
Buy a condom for a little cash
You don't want no funny lookin' bump
And you're wantin' to pump
With latex cover your stump
Before you consumate and hump
So what if you're a Georgia cracker
And a nerdy computer hacker
Before you decide to attack her
Firmly wrap your manly whacker
In the Winter when it's chilly
An she's dressed in something frilly
Don't do something silly
Protect your willy
She may pout
But you've got clout
When in doubt
Shroud your spout
Even if she's stout
She can give you a rout
You know what it's all about
Wrap that trouser trout
When you first phone her
And discover she's a loner
Don't become a moaner
'Til you cover your boner
So you look like King Kong
And you're really long
You can't go wrong
If you shield your schlong
You just got a fine new jacket
And she thinks you don' lack it
If you're not going to sack it
Go home and whack it
She may look a little punky
And wear clothes that are funky
If you think she's spunky
Cover your monkey
Beware of a pack of lies
Make decisions that are really wise
If you slip between her thighs
Be sure to condomize
When you first meet her
An' you think she's sweeter
It will be a whole lot neater
If you first wrap your peter
So, all you wanted was a lil lick
Don't be a brainless prick
You'all won't get sick
If you wrap your dick
In that dress she looks really neat
There's no need to compete
If you go into heat
Just package your meat
So you think you're a genius
Don't do something heinous
While you're undressing venus
Dress up that penis
Beware when you get soused
And end up at her house
When you take off her pants and blouse
Suit up your trouser mouse
Especially in December
You gotta always remember
Especially if she's limber
Gift wrap your member
Let it be an ironclad rule
Prove that you're really cool
Don't be a damned fool
Always vulcanize your tool
To protect from your toil
The couch you don't wanna soil
Wrap it in foil
Before checking her oil
You may start to get warmer
With the daughter of a farmer
A crank with armour
Will never harm her